How do you make several thousand Green Day fans sing and dance to YMCA?
Get a pink bunny to ask them to.
After all the stress I went through in order to ensure that everyone who wanted one got a ticket, and getting the money back and standing around for ages waiting for a multicoloured wristband, I finally got to see Green Day.
Now, I wasn't the biggest fan in the world when I decided to but the tickets, I'm honestly not sure what inspired me to spend that much money. Most expensive concert I've ever attended.
But it was worth every penny. They put on such a show, even if the Jimmy Eat World performance was, sadly, lacking songs from the album "Futures" (I've been dying to see them tour it).
But Green Day were just spectacular. Special guests (such as Chris from the Living End), fireworks, specially manufactured Green Day/America Idiot confetti falling from the sky (at which point every Green Day fan in Melbourne instantly turned into a kitten), explosions (over the words "bang bang goes the broken glass" in Holiday) et cetera, et cetera.
There was also a fair amount of non-Green Day songs being performed such as "Always look on the bright side of life", "Shout", and "We are the champions." There was also a Green Day song that was performed by random members of the audience.
Then there was the fun of getting home. That wound up being interesting. There was not a single helpful sign in the Telstra Dome parking lot leading to huge numbers of cars rolling around in a confused stupor while sturggling in the queues of cars wanting to leave while attemping not to hit a large number of pedestrians wandering aimlessly around the parking lot, presumably, trying to locate their own car in all the mess. Then there was just constructino every where, meaning traffic on the real roads was just as bad, arguments over whether or not we should be playing J-pop and desprate screams for a 7-11 as we were all exhausted and dehydrated.
But hey, anything's fun when you've got your friends about.
The guy who does deserve the pity award however, is some guy who was in a heavy mosh, quite close to the stage. People were told they were allowed to queue at the gates at 9, but doors opened at 4.30. We joined to queue at 4.30 and still waited an hour before getting inside. At this point there was already a large mosh (who weren't doing much due to the lack of music) even though Green Day didn't wander onto the stage until about 9.
One minute into the first song that they played (American Idiot, for the record), some guy fainted. After all those hours, the discomfort and the money, he saw Green Day play for the whole of one minute.