Just get back to basics

I'm writing this blog entry from the couch. The worst moments of being sick is when there's nothing on tv to watch. I solved this today by lficking on a music channel to find a countdown of the top 200 (and I quote) songs to play naked to (endquote).

I started watching at about #148 and we're at about 118 and I'm still not convinced to get naked.

I'm also still trying to figure out what constitutes a "song to get naked to." Some songs have incredibly sexy videoclips... #146 - "Dirty" by Christina and #121 - three words for you : Robert Palmer girls. But then some don't have sexy video clips "Cosmic girl" by Jamiroquai where he just drives around in a sports car for a bit or "do you think I'm sexy" which was just Rod Stewart on stage.

Next option...sexy singers? Well we had #119 Destiny's child in favour of this, as well as "Livin' la vido loca" at #122 (I think some people once found Ricky Martin attractive). And Kylie Minogue just popped in at #115. But I'd like to argue against this case, again, with Rod Stewart.

So then we ask the question...are the songs about sex and getting naked? I'm tempted to say yes. One prime example is Jamiroquai's "Feels just like it should" in which our young hero seeks the Candyman for a "fast and cheap" way to lose his virginity. But this song was at #138 and surely should rate higher (and by higher I mean lower) because it is very much about getting naked. We've also had "I kissed a girl" and that song George Michael released after getting arrested for lude acts.

But then not every song is about getting naked. "I kissed a girl," while a very sexy thought (for some), they don't get naked. Then we've got "Grace" by Jeff Buckley, "Careless Whisper" by George Michael and 'You're in my heart" by Rod Stewart (please go away, Rod) which are just a little too romantic.

So. . .I'm confused. Any one see the link? Anyone want to guess at what number 1 will be? I'm thinking "I want your sex" would make sense. Though it'd be great if it were "naked" by Jon Bon Jovi.

Anyone want to admit to a song that does make them want to get naked? (No details required...I'm just brainstorming). I'll personally admit to "I'll get mine, You get yours" by Christina Aguilera. I'm sure none of you have heard it, but trust me.